alex turner

a hot man who every girl with good taste wants to marry

“alex turner” is so hot

by thatisfp July 22, 2023

Alex

Alex is a idiot who has a iq of 6 he baths in a kitchen sink. He loves men like he loves long planks of wook

Hot chick:I wonder how alex did in the test
Sexy ass mover fuker: I bet he did ass.
Alex: I got 1 mark
Sexy ass mother fuggr: what did you get right
Alex: I spelt my name half right
Teacher: I think you have down syndrome.
Alex: inr. I did so good on the test

by Jdhdjdhheoegiz October 28, 2020

Alex

Alex is a loving oerson who loves his family. He has a daughter named Sophia, and a wife named Emily.
He also loves children.

Alex loves infants.

by Jackter March 21, 2023

Alex the Thief

One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.

He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.

Then. He doesn’t even use it.

Dick.

Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief

I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.

by Bitchy bartender June 27, 2019

Alex

Silly goose

Alex is such a silly goose

by anonymous December 9, 2023

Alex

Alex is a sexy man who loves fuckin girls and had sex in year 7 and has a giant cock with a lot of hair. He is very religious pedo

Alex: fuck me

Girl: yes

by YUNZ43LX12 November 26, 2020

Alex philipson

Fat neek who nonces on Small men typically small kids

Alex philipson is such a handsome Nonnce

by Top shagger euan November 4, 2020