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Milk

WHERE U SIP THE NIPPLE OF YOUR MOM'S BOOBS WHEN YOU WERE LIKE A KID , BABY , WHATEVER. THE BOOBS OF THE COW TOO IS WHERE U GET MILK.

IT'S JUST BASICALLY A WHITE LIQUID THAT IS GOOD FOR YOUR BONES AND YA.
SHITTTT THAT GUY NEEDS SOME MILKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
by HANDLEMILK May 27, 2017
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Milk in the basement

"Milk in the basement" is a saying used when a complicated situation has been resolved.
Ingrid: "Did you end up resolving your issues with her? Or is there still beef between ya'll?"
Lindsey: "We talked about it yesterday. It's all milk in the basement at this point".
Ingrid: "Nice"
by itsallmilkinthebasement December 15, 2023
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Milking the cow

During sex you milk the cow when shes on bottom in the middle of a threesome. You have the asshole and the other has the vagina when hes suckin the tits. When you slap the ass and the milk comes out
Jack: Yoooo I had a threesome last night
Will: Damn you lucky bitch
Jack: Yea we tried milking the cow
Will: WTF?
Jack: Here me out it felt good
Will: Shut the fuck up
by GamerBruhMomemnt December 1, 2020
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Milk Toast

Derived from the vintage slang Milquetoast, meaning: timid, meek, unassertive. The origin of the term is a 1924 comic character named Caspar Milquetoast created by cartoonist Harold T. Webster. A man who's depicted as a weak pushover, his name alluded to the bland food of buttered toast served in a dish of warm milk.
John doesn't stand for anything. He'll agree to anything you say. He's a milk toast.
by Ambient_Screaming October 6, 2023
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Slime milk

I poured my slime milk on her chest
by Lily balls February 5, 2019
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the milk gamble

When you get up in the morning for a bowl of cereal and there's almost no milk but there might be enough so you take the gamble. This can also happen with tea. If there's only a few drops left, you can take the milk gamble.
"Damn it we're almost empty. C'mon I don't want dry cereal." *poors milk* "Yes! Won the milk gamble again!"
by annnnonnnnymous August 26, 2011
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Milk

Dad: Alright son, im just going to get milk, im going to be back soon!

Son: Ok Daddy, bye bye!

*7 years later*

Son: he still hasn't came back yet
by Dat was ALL me 😤 June 1, 2020
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