S-I-M-P

S-I-M-P, also spelled like SIMP, Simp or S.I.M.P Stands for Squirrels In My Pants. A very useful word, which made its debut in a song

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

by The one with a lot of adobe September 26, 2020

Hubert-P

Hubert.P is a name a slavic story character notorious for being nationally hated. Semi-Common slang in Slavic countries meaning '' self righteous, dickhead ''.Hubert became notorious with annoying richmen and P surnames are seen as evil and belonging to cowards, therefore calling someone a Hubert-P is seen as highly insulting. People named this are seen as cocky, manipulative and extremely shitty men who, and I quote, '' need to pull their heads out of their arses and shut the hell up ''

He's acting like a little Hubert-P, y'know? Should stop that behaviour

by Eldyen June 1, 2022

\][p';lk/.,m

Wow...

It seems like you've searched up every keyboard mash combination like poiuytrewqmnbvcxzasdfghjkl, poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, and many more.

But you're still so bored and refuse to do what you're supposed to do, so you just typed in the last 4 characters on the right side of your keyboard right to left.

I'm so bored! Let's search up \p';lk/.,m!

by Communism Is Life June 10, 2025

P

It's just understood

Cassi: I like chicken

Sami: that so p!
Emme: what does p mean?
Sami: it's just understood

by Saucychica January 21, 2022

P head

match.

P Head was a terror's face scares.

by SYLVEONCRUSH1234 September 4, 2018

Big P

A very strong, smart and attractive person (usually male)

Hey guys, here comes Big P

by Taylor77D October 7, 2021

P

Short for pretty

Nick: That was p lame :\

by Hmmmmahhhhh March 10, 2019