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(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
mugGet the telling me your limo is triple parkedmug.

french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!
by MattsRight August 19, 2013
mugGet the french parking ticketmug.

parking prawl

The original park pin found in the Aisin 9-speed that is in 2020 & newer Nissan Titan and Frontier. This pin is part of a massive recall.
I just got a 2023 Nissan Frontier. Is my truck affected by the parking prawl recall?
by anonymous January 10, 2023
mugGet the parking prawlmug.

Parked

It means to die or get jumped by somebody.
Ay big bro uu heard how lu montae got parked by dem group of nighas
Na uu heard bout how chino parked this one nigha wit a big body draco gang!
by trendsetter.mell June 16, 2022
mugGet the Parkedmug.

sang hyun park

an absolute laughing power house and has all the energy in the world to laugh but does not show it on other stuff and is in love with aniruddha v reddy
by jim collins October 18, 2022
mugGet the sang hyun parkmug.

Parked

Not going anywhere, slow moving, boring
(As in a parked car)
“This class is so parked”
by Backplant March 17, 2024
mugGet the Parkedmug.

Park pal

Homeless, busted, Hippies, that choose to live in the park because there out to fight the machine called the G.O.V.
that park pal just sold my trick ass brother some Cat-Nip on a stick for fourty Bucks.
by J-Pup July 4, 2006
mugGet the Park palmug.

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