No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.

Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises

by Incel69 June 19, 2022

The Milk Tornado

The act of sppining the male genital in a circular motion while cum comes out of the dick.

"Did you hear that Bob did The Milk Tornado in sex with his wife?"

by advar February 2, 2022

Milk dud

Your butthole

Boss: I believe good sir you spilt thy paint
Violent j: fook off and lick ma fuckin sweaty milk dud

by Slowbreezy February 17, 2021

Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.

Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.

by Big Daddy 420/69 April 9, 2023

milk my

when a girl gives you the hard's hand job and your dick start to nut that look like milk

that girl was milk my cock last night

by tetsu okima December 9, 2008

Small Milk Phase

The phase in a woman’s life (usually in there 20s) when they live by themselves and only have to pay for their own expenses. This is a time where women do what they want with little to no obligations, except maybe their job. It’s called the small milk phase because this is when a woman only has to buy their own food. Therefore they opt for the small containers of milk (like a quart) instead of a gallon.

I heard Tiffany’s term in the peace corps ended now she’s off to Soho for her small milk phase

by JJCostel May 2, 2020

milk show

an event in which five or more individuals collectively ejaculate in tribute to a specific area of interest

Person 1: Dude this concerts going to be a total milk show

Person 2: I know, people were glazing the band so hard online

by Lou Sassle Erts June 26, 2024