Numb Nuts

A person that has been administered a lethal Injection to their testicular rejoin. Common after effects include loss of felling in your ball Bag.

Alternative - A person with very mental capacity or with the Itellect of a Ape.

Pat Kelner

by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003

nut ass

1.a person who is just a dumb fuck
2.a squirrel
3.someone with an odd fettish for shoving acorns or other tree nuts up their own ass.

1. look at that stupid nut ass.
2. that nut ass keeps eating the bird seed
2. haha you are a NUT ASS

by The reeferman October 7, 2006

GO NUTS!

making fun of one that weard the same shorts for 7days straight without taking them off. not a very nice term.

US:heyy ___ whats up?
HER:not much.
US: GO NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

by E-M-O October 29, 2007

Chuckle Nuts

Chuckle Nuts is a person with loyalty and is very very sexy

Teo: Hey Chuckle Nuts how's your relationship

Me: Hey and its been great I call her mommy
Teo: Thats great Chuckle Nuts
Me: Ok bye Teo
Teo: Bye Chuckle Nuts

by AnalDestroyer69420HeheJackson June 11, 2021

Ghost Nut

An act performed by spitting on recievers back at time of ejaculation which fools the recieving party into thinking you've squirted on their back, perhaps to perform a
Dirty Emereld

dude you should've seen it i ghost nutted on her then finished up with a Dirty Emereld

by always420 April 22, 2006

Ape Nuts

What my room-mate eats when I white-out the "G" on his box of Grape Nuts

Dude Brian, you know you got Ape Nuts in your mouth?

by Danno April 6, 2005

nut butter

When a dog licks a man's testicles which are covered in any variation of peanut butter.

Yo Juwan my dog just totally nut buttered me and it felt amazing.

by slappy patty April 11, 2009