Red Light Rendezvous

A special chance meeting at a red light with someone of lesser intelligence who just cut you off and/or sped in front of you so that they could get in front of you. Usually the result of wasteful speeding and/or reckless driving.

"The other day I had a red light rendezvous with a Mustang that cut me off for no reason. I promptly gave him the finger."

by LesJuanTed October 20, 2008

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Red wedding Syndrome

The feeling that in every book/tv show you are exposed to anytime anything slightly dramatic starts to happen, every character you like in that scene will die. Most noted after a viewer watches "Game of Thrones" red wedding scene for the first time.

"I feel bad for the poor guy, he's got red wedding syndrome and freaks out even watching Disney movies, wondering who dies next."

by Sadahige May 19, 2014

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big red doge

Super insane price-checking god that descended from the third arm of Vishnu to price-check Katowice skins.

Wow, that guy got a Big Red Doge price-check!

by IsaacBananaBottom November 12, 2016

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Red-jaguar-driver

A usually low-class person who buys/ lease/ finance a demo red Jaguar. These people often buy fake purses. Forever 21 and Urban Planet are their favorite shopping destinations.

Jason, I see you in cheap outfits these days, are you becoming a red-jaguar-driver?

by Urban Thornhill Idioms November 28, 2018

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Red Button Effect

The ubearable attraction to a dangerous/alluring object or situation. Very close to a drug addiction.

Applies to: sex, cliff-jumping, large red buttons that say "Do Not Push", hot girls bent over searching though their bags, stealing, etc.

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Rob saw a shiny, red Ferarri with its door open and keys in the lock. I could see him shaking and knew he was having trouble resisting the Red Button Effect.

by ArkWielder August 14, 2011

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