mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

by county boy 101 February 27, 2014

mexican bluetooth

When you put your phone on speaker and put it in your sun visor above you. Similar to the bluetooth speaker in the car ceiling above the driver in most newer model cars, but for the less fortunate.

Check It out, my ride has a mexican bluetooth. I can drive and talk hands free now! finally livin' large.

by moml May 26, 2014

Mexican uncle

The one person who drinks more than 5 cans of beer per day and room full of porn magazines and is also known as the boracho

Just ask your Mexican friend about Mexican uncle

by Wiki word June 1, 2014

shaking my mexican

When you're in the car and your friend is swerving in and out of lanes and they shake your chipotle

"Stop swerving you're shaking my Mexican!"

by Juan more time June 28, 2014

Mexican tie

Having sex with four flexible and while one is on your dick two others shove soft tacos in there ass leaving it there until it is you turn to hop on the penis. you take out the soft taco and shove it in the mouth making him through up around his neck.

Rob got a Mexican tie last night.
He's nasty as fuck.

by Mexican t July 5, 2014

mexican visual standoff

The awkwardness of three or more people looking at each other waiting for someone to do or say something

Jay said "What is this a mexican visual standoff?" thus ending the awkwardness.

by Frank David George July 10, 2014

mexican merge

When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.

I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.

by solarecreator July 29, 2014