by timinator12341 June 17, 2020
Get the brick housemug. Beach house is a state of mind. Usually you feel you are at beach house when intoxicated. It is a feeling or essence you feel in certain situations.
by beachhouseee December 12, 2024
Get the beach housemug. Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.
Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.
Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.
by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021
Get the Parked at the Bond’s housemug. by Ftw why October 30, 2018
Get the House roundmug. Adj. a type of food with a high likelihood of being completely consumed in whatever quantity that has been made available.
Wife: Did you already finish that whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips? Husband: Of course. It’s a house food. You know this, smh.
Father: Your mother ate the whole pint of ice cream last night. Son: Yeah, ice cream…total house food. Father: Total what? Son: Huh?
Those following this diet should be aware of the purchase of house foods by family members, as we are not responsible for you crushing a whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips during Jeopardy, Karen.
Father: Your mother ate the whole pint of ice cream last night. Son: Yeah, ice cream…total house food. Father: Total what? Son: Huh?
Those following this diet should be aware of the purchase of house foods by family members, as we are not responsible for you crushing a whole bag of Stacy’s Pita Chips during Jeopardy, Karen.
by Jvpizz July 26, 2021
Get the Housemug. a haunted house the place where you shit yourself the place you screech like a pussy. you will never forget your visit to a haunted house.
I warned you!
I warned you!
by pebbles1017 January 14, 2020
Get the Haunted Housemug. When 2 guys hold a pillow between them and ejaculate on the pillow and leave it back on the bed for someone to enjoy.
by MeHGCHuNgtonight January 20, 2024
Get the toll house cookiemug.