psycho dick

the male equivalent of a "psycho chick/bitch." basically a guy who seems sincere, emotionally available, and affectionate until you disagree with him or catch him cheating, at which point he morphs into a defensive, mean-spirited, controlling jerk and tries to put the blame for HIS dishonest behavior on you.

I couldn't believe Derick turned out to be a Psycho Dick! He went from a dream boyfriend to an abusive jerk when his ex showed up in town.

by shinseiki October 27, 2007

dick basket

1. (n) a plastic insert made for males use to protect their junk during sports or rough play.

"i need to put on my dick basket before i go to the gym."

by JulieRuinn January 16, 2009

Wolf Dick

What the producer of Law and Order was called in school during roll call

"Wolf, Dick? has anyone seen Wolf Dick?" " Mr Wolf, Dick to the office please.

by WOLFDICK January 17, 2009

Dick Hyman

American jazz pianist/composer. Also known as the man with one of the most unfortunate names of all time.

Hey, did you hear that new Dick Hyman tune they just discovered?

by Mars_Resident_001 December 27, 2008

dick ladder

n.(1) a ladder made completely of dicks.

why don't you just go climb a dick ladder?

by larry and great white October 9, 2008

god's dick

Anything viewed in nature that resembles a penis.

That hippo's tale looks just like a head and shaft... There it is man...god's dick...

by Eagleeye December 26, 2013

dick sick

To feel ill from lack of penis penetration

Dawn was so dick sick she was looking at the hotdog in a entirely new light

by Breezy4sheezy July 26, 2015