Dead down

When somebody is being a fake ass bitch

“This buhl dead down, he fake as shit”

by Acemcshlaghg May 27, 2018

diagnose with dead

i see you've jumped off a building. i guess now you are dead.

i diagnose you with dead (present tense for diagnose with dead)

by minimegaman090 May 29, 2020

The Dead Robbin

When a man walks out of a shower with the towel not properly positioned and bends over to pick something out exposing the beanbag to others in the room that looks like a dead, hanging upside down Robbin.

When we first check in, Joe takes a shower and walks out without a towel looking for one, exposing The Dead Robbin to his roommates.

by Rocket Richard July 22, 2024

Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.

by Hahaha bad February 09, 2022

Dead battery

When your wife is sleeping hard and needs to wake up, so you go in for a quickie to jump start her day while attempting to climax right as she wakes up

I'll be a little late to work today, need to take care of a dead battery

by MPaaS4Life August 05, 2021

to draw dead

In poker, to continue in a hand when there are no cards remaining in the deck that can help you.

I was drawing dead, he already had the nuts.

by Stu Ungar August 14, 2003

Dead combatants

None cowards who limp away kneecapped from my door to their ambulance after bringing a nuclear weapon to a nuclear armed secure facility, residential or otherwise.

I leave you dead combatants for treason and trespassing...

by Cody5050 November 09, 2020