After being rejected to be a bride's maid at her best friend's wedding, Allie got her revenge by bird bombing the group wedding photo.
by Johnny Tsunami 5150 January 18, 2022

kilos of cocaine
No clothes in the closet, it's all birds
No sneakers in the sneaker box, it's all birds
No luggage in the trunk, man, it's all birds
No sneakers in the sneaker box, it's all birds
No luggage in the trunk, man, it's all birds
by rack city bitch #2 January 24, 2023

A bird is a government spy drone
Typically mistaken for wildlife
A bird will follow you and fly home
For there is data to be reported on your life
This is the rhyme to remember what to do when you see a bird
Nail it in the head with a break-action
Typically mistaken for wildlife
A bird will follow you and fly home
For there is data to be reported on your life
This is the rhyme to remember what to do when you see a bird
Nail it in the head with a break-action
Unsuspecting victim 1: The bird is acting kinda strange man
Unsuspecting victim 2: Yeah
Inbound drone strike: "*approaching*"
The government: "May no man find out our conspiracy"
Unsuspecting victim 2: Yeah
Inbound drone strike: "*approaching*"
The government: "May no man find out our conspiracy"
by Ribcage beater 420 August 9, 2023

A pervert because it gives the impression of them as they arelly are, someone who loves sex and pleasure and most people and is an all around nice person. They reject society's values because they know there stupid and as a result can have amazing sexual aventures and people in the know wish they were them.
by The Fury 13 January 7, 2011

by I am a SANS-ational person. :> February 26, 2021

by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.
If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.
If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.
by Kid_HashBrown September 27, 2018
