Description of someone that breaks an industrial strength office toilet and runs out of the office without washing up. Named for an individual whose first name is Jens, the most rancid co-worker ever.
by mr-leo October 16, 2008
Get the [j-bomb]mug. The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether youโre trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." โ Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether youโre trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." โ Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021
Get the J-Petermanmug. It's like the J-Double, its a group of males giving the same position with their two females of choice, and the females all get passed around, in either a circle, triangle, or a line.
Sex God: "YOOOO I'VE BEEN INVITED TO A J-CIRCLE"
Beta: "You better have a condom, this seems very unsanitary."
Beta: "You better have a condom, this seems very unsanitary."
by JObatala May 28, 2022
Get the J-Circlemug. by Brenno69er August 13, 2020
Get the J. F. K.mug. male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade
guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ผ๐ณ๐ณ
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐น๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ๐
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ผ๐ณ๐ณ
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: ๐๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น ๐๐น๐ฎ๐๐ต๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐ ๐ณ๐ผ๐น๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ฏ๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐บ๐
by dr.die October 7, 2021
Get the SCP-911-Jmug. A passive aggressive , non emotional, smug faced, disrespecting, narcistictial, meth junkie CUNT that couple hops in search of meth fueld 3 way Fuck bangs
Yo so I was really starting to like Illy, but once I discovered she was the one that the phrase J-way originated from....I WAS LIKE โ๏ธ๐๐๐๐
by Who am i? Me im jus me.. February 24, 2024
Get the J-waymug. by Definitely Not A Cheese Grater September 12, 2017
Get the Splushie Jmug.