the bird

Not just an ordinary damn bird, but a bird in a god damn human form with a giant ass beak that can peck the living hell out of eyes, and also can fly like usual.
He will also yell at people right up their ears defining that "they are a bird," scream, and THEN peck their eyes out.
Equivalent to another person, who is equivalent to another person also.

Person 1: "Oh shit it's the bird!"
the bird: "I'm a bird- (insert internal screaming)"
Person 1: "Oh shit no-"
Person 2: "No! How dare you- oh shit!"
the bird: "I'm a bird-"

by dorsaldeer2004 February 17, 2018

Beater bird

Lack of a iPhone

Scott’s ruinning my group texts with his beater bird

by Coolguy865162926371 August 6, 2018

Bird

Girls with that loosey goosey who fly from one nigga nest to the next

Niggas be fucking birds

by Madame President June 2, 2018

Bird

James birbara

Fly bird fly

by Jsidngj March 11, 2024

Chessy bird

Sassy bitch who will, beat you a inch away from death for feeding her the wrong bird food

BRO YOUR SUCH A chessy bird

by Bigger than biggest boy 69 November 29, 2022

turdly bird

Someone whose sluggish behavior impedes on an activity.

We would have gotten here at 7:00, but Amanda was being a turdly bird.

by TurdlyProfessor June 18, 2024

Georgia Bird Bath

Finger your girl till she cum on your hand then let her pee on your hand. Use the cum as soap and the pee as water. When done, use her farts to dry your hands.

"Bruh my girl just gave me the best Georgia Bird Bath ever!"

by Hand washing August 9, 2016