emo kid

Someone who is in touch with all of his/her emotions EXCEPT for the emotion that comes from listening to GOOD music.
The emo kid locked himself in a closet and cried all night, because the music he listened to that evening was bad enough to make someone on their honeymoon want to jump off the hotel balcony.
by P.A. May 12, 2005
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emo kid

self obsessed, narrow minded, extremely vain individual who acts deppressed but is secretly fine, whines about everything, follows the crowd, is a whore, dresses like all other "emo kids", tries to be deep and meaningful but comes out with bullshit, follows the crowd, has no grasp of the meaning "orginallity" or "individualism"
by mr sir May 25, 2005
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emo theory

The Theory that you don't have to dress in all black to be emo, you just have to be gay.
The emo theory has as much truth to it as the law of gravity.
by sirdukealot August 15, 2007
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emo retard

Someone who thinks the definition of emo is "People who cut themselves" and are too stupid to realize that emo is short for emotional and not everybody that is emotional cuts themselves.
Guy 1: Dude he cuts himself
Guy 2: What a freakin' emo
Guy 1: Hey man, don't be an emo retard, thats not cool

Example 2

Guy 1: Have you seen the movie Titanic?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that movies so emo
by zeldas12 December 20, 2009
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emo dance

A dance similar to the cabbage patch, only you never move your elbows from your sides. Only followed by the word "Elliot", and may not be done to music.
by Tweet October 24, 2003
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Emo kid

Dude, I just told Jake to shut up and he started crying about everybody being mean to him. What an emo kid!!
by The Yellow Dart March 09, 2004
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Emo Jacket

An Emo Jacket is worn everyday, even in hot weather. Usually green, with patches, and pins all over. Usually saying funny ass shit that only Emo people would get, or would think was funny.
Look, that girl has a "*P*O*S* is ruining my life" pin on her emo jacket, Rockin!
by Kat-Lori June 30, 2006
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