National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas

Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day

by Poster Boy June 3, 2025

Taking a break from social media

She or he is not really taking a break off social media. They are no longer interested in you. You have become a secondary option, a Plan B, the gay best friend. You chump.

Boy: "I haven't seen or heard from you in a week, how you been?"
Girl: "Yeah, I been taking a break from social media. Thanks for helping me return my AC unit. I'll buy you coffee!"

by ChueyFuey June 7, 2025

Are you from Texas?

A joke referring to the trope of everything being bigger in Texas, referring to dick size

Me: Are you from Texas?

My friend: I am:

Me: Fuck me in the ass!

by autistic nerd 1991 June 8, 2025

get this mug from urban dictionary please

urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a phobia of mugs, mugs? AHHHH-

this guy: hey have you seen my mug?
that guy: which one?
this guy: the one that says "get this mug from urban dictionary please"
that guy: its right over there

everybody thank that guy for helping this guy

by i wrote a really bad definiti- June 22, 2025

MuaHLONNBEaT Down tales from the bejripytomburialonnie

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by BJ tutall June 27, 2025

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by BJ tutall June 28, 2025

Taking cues from animals

Well animals do it so...

Hym "So you're taking cues from animals... Rather than eternal Jewish dictators... And that's better to you? That's why I think Atheists are stupid animals. Because they literally are. So when I say 'For me to not murder your kids you need to not do this chimpanzee barking shit and you need to both recognize and pay for my contributions to society online or off' and your response with 'WeLl fOr Me To NoT mUrDeR kIdS i NeEd tHe OpPoSiTe!' One of us is being a retarded animal and the other is not. Are alligators psychopathic? No. It's dumb. Your morality is literally just 'Well, we're closely related to bonobos (or something) this is how bonobos behave so we're just gonna do that.' This is just how people work + determinism = 🤷 ♂️ thought terminating cliché (It is what it is. If you know you know. Bark bark bark oo oo ah ah tookie tookie)."

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025