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Dead Turtle

A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.
Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017
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dead Emily

Dead Emily: a joke that went on between me and my friend lmao
by Praying_Mantis June 10, 2022
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dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.
"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."
by Fizar June 12, 2020
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Deaded

Past tense of dead 💀 cause you’re dead
I’m deaded” Emmy said in a one direction group chat
by A croissant over a crises August 17, 2021
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dead trim

a haircut that is just... terrible.
Oh yea fam ur u got a fuckin dead trim u aint gonna get a girlfriend in a while
by mrflamflim429 February 1, 2021
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Dead man snitch

Dead man snitch works on same principle like terrorist dead man switch. Dead man snitch is situation when you want to roast or fire someone atc. But he have some comproniting materials and if you do this he will destroy you.
Person 1: Are you already fired Garry
Person 2: No
Person 1: And why
Person 2: Because he have some dead man snitch on me
by zululman February 8, 2020
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Da Livin Dead

To be livin inside Christian's or Lance's asshole
Damn im fucking homeless right now i gotta be da livin dead.
by NotTweety August 11, 2019
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