polar bear beatdown

When one masturbates in a shower on a nice comfortable temperature, and then right before climax the water control is set to the Antarctica type shit. Resulting in a rare event called a polar bear beatdown.

I was bored last night so I executed a polar bear beatdown in my parents shower.

by k dizzle 131 August 23, 2016

Bear Boy Bruce Jr.

nickname for Virginia Governor and US Senator George Allen

Bear Boy Bruce Jr. went to the college Thomas Jefferson made.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

Bears

a very, very, very dangerous animal

I want the bears to be my pet.

by Harry Skywalker May 29, 2016

Bear Grylls

Adj. - someone who is way to loyal to their fans, even allowing them to control his actions whilst in the wild

I don't want to name my child The Enigma but my followers have decided.

You are such a Bear Grylls.

by the_fallen_angel August 23, 2023

neon bear

Something like an animal bear it is neon looking

have you see that neon bear

by miiiiigiii May 20, 2021

Bummy Bears

A slang term for Sugar-Free Haribo Gummy Bears. This expression originates due to the intense and explosive laxative effect that this product has on your digestive system.

John: "Bill why does the bathroom look like Helen Keller was playing with brown colored spray paint?"
Bill: "Because I ate 15 Bummy Bears."
John: "Fair enough."

by sexyasduckpins February 26, 2014

polar bear head

A blow job involving cold hands and lots of teeth.

I was looking forward to some nice love making, but my wife decided she would give me a blow job instead. Her hands were freezing and she used her teeth too much, it turned to be a polar bear head.

by kuato_dies February 22, 2014