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buttering the pan

1. When you are having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex and you ejaculate on their ass and slap it, on the ejaculate, when you are done.

2. Buttering someone's pan is slapping their ass after you cum on it.
"I was going to be a gentleman and take her to brunch after that drunken one night stand but I ended up buttering the pan instead."

"Dude, you buttered her pan!? I hope you washed your hand before making those cookies!"
by PashPartake January 31, 2012
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Clutter butter

A plethora of belongings, scattered about a residence in such a way that it is nearly impossible to find the item you were searching for.
Woah, your crib's rife with so much clutter butter, you could spread that shit on toast!
by TrippinPimp420 April 3, 2021
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Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.
I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.
by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021
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Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.
Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic
by deltabeta April 4, 2021
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Porcupine Butter Churner

The act of penetrating another man's rectum while a porcupine quill is inserted into your urethra.
Man that porcupine butter churner we did really tore me up.
by Porcupine butter February 17, 2024
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trout butter

Butter made with fish oil from a trout.
This is trout butter. It is like garlic butter. But made with fish oil. Specifically trout.
by HarryBrownie02 September 26, 2023
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Buttered Eggs

The result of shaving your testicles while in the shower, and proceeding to lather them in soap while clanking them together.
Bro my buttered eggs are still sore
by Bradyshitzinacan August 23, 2018
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