Moon water

Moon water is what it is called when two men find a pig, take it to a field , strip naked , and happily sing the “ABC’s” to it while they balance on a tin can and the pig circles them both - under a full moon .

Hey Danny, we going to moon water tomorrow?

That moon water the other night was beautiful!

by Justthatdude August 8, 2021

Smoke On The Water

Beginner Guitarist's National Anthem

I can play Smoke On The Water with one finger

by UltimateDoge March 14, 2023

Water

Something everyone wants

Karen: GIVE ME THE WATER PACKAGE OR ELSE I WILL CALL THE COPS!!
Person 1: Well at least I don't rant about water packages that are right behind of you.

by EpicPandaLord April 6, 2021

Water shandy

A 50/50 mixture of still and sparkling water. Mixed by Master Blenders in the Surrey/Hampshire border area. Slightly poncey. Opinions vary amongst experts as the whether soda stream fizzy 1 or 2 is best.

I’m driving so I’ll just have a water shandy, please.

by Pauleich August 2, 2025

no more water

that means there is no water

"no more WATER"

by KrikBack40 May 14, 2022

jimmys water tower

when you give a girl an ass job while pissing on her

I took this girl home and I showed her jimmys water tower

by sasquach hair September 21, 2016

Swoly Water

Only the swoliest of water
Holy + Swole = Swoly

Hannah : “Hey Caleb, have you tried the swoly water? It’s better than any protein shake I’ve ever had!”
Caleb : “Who hasn’t?!”
*Swoly Night plays in the far distance at LA Fitness while Brodolf the Red Nose Gainsdeer prances past*

by Hannah Cyr February 24, 2019