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The place where you hug a pillow while you cry yourself to sleep because your so lonely.

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by ppppppppj April 29, 2021

Bought her a house

To ejaculate in a lady's ear

Ed totally bought her a house! And it ran down the side of her face

by Brandon_Has May 2, 2021

House Arrest

The sentence you plea down when you turn on your crew or turn states!

Oh, I see your new ankle bracelet! Nice, doing House Arrest I take it. Sucks to be you tho when your boys get out! Nice knowing ya!

by RickyBigDick May 4, 2021

house of james

james' home

we had lunch at the house of james

by hoobanana May 7, 2021

House Gecko

A house gecko is a light-hearted, fun seeking floozy, having sex with one partner with already seeking the next one.

Forget about her, dude. She's fine, but she's a house gecko.

by ShyAaaaaaaaa May 8, 2021

House Plant

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.

That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.

by papitx June 7, 2021

Housed

From the term ‘Shithouse’. When somebody has been a victim of ‘Shithousery’. When you are the recipient of blatant ‘Shithousing’.

“Alright Dave”?
“No! It’s payday and I’m skint, my cunt of a boss has ‘housed’ me

by McBeefhorn June 11, 2021