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toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.
He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.
by Poison puppy July 3, 2017
mugGet the toys in the top drawermug.

top singer

the program on flowers tv with annoying children and cringe adult judges . where da children sing shit but get ranked with cringe asf ranking system . your granparents love to watch it , even tho it ruins their brain

i hope da studio gets burnt down
kundan watchin tv , ammuma changes channel to top singer
kundan dies of cringe

a tv show thats a menace to society ban it
by ninte myaman April 6, 2023
mugGet the top singermug.

Top Beg

Girls that use this word 24/7 without knowing the meaning. also for girls that doesn't have a brain and just put to random words from the the dictionary to create a phrase that isn't part a the dictionary. also they are people that just bum-lick
that girl is some top beg
by TB (top beg) April 11, 2020
mugGet the Top Begmug.

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.
That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.
by TopHatBill May 26, 2022
mugGet the Top Hat Tattoomug.

top talent house

it’s a house that love Anna shumate, Katie pego ,Eva cumbre and Rachel Brockham. We love them they are the niciest persons in the world. And all of them are really hot tho . And we ship kanna and Evanna.
we are going to the top talent house meet and greet
by @astriddvogt on ig October 25, 2020
mugGet the top talent housemug.

top

Expression used by Italians to show their excitement for an incoming event.
Person 1: let's go get a pizza tonight
Person 2: top
by ttoommxx March 31, 2019
mugGet the topmug.

Top blumpking

Whilst leaving an upper decker in the toilet, receive a blumpkin.
Yeah bro, earlier things got spicy with the wife and me in the bathroom. We top blumpking in there twice!
by Hazeydays December 14, 2024
mugGet the Top blumpkingmug.

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