law of bragging

The Law of Bragging is:

The moment you begin to brag about doing something, your chances of failure in doing that thing begin to rise exponentially.

Guy 1: "I'm pretty good at skateboarding."
*Guy 1 does an alright trick.*
Guy 2: "I'm the fucking best."
*Guy 2 steps onto his board.*
Guy 2: "Nobody's better than me - watch and see!"
*Everyone in the crowd turns to look.*
*Guy 2 falls backward off his board, breaking his assbone.*
Guy 1: "Law of bragging, bro."

by zettaishojo April 4, 2014

Parker's Law

Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.

"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."

by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025

co-grandnephew-in-law

Spouse's grandniece's husband.

My co-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Pyra's law

The phenomenon of people that hate on anime for its sexualization of female characters to later be exposed as pedophiles
The phenomenon's name originates from the tendency of Super Smash Bros community members often hating Xenoblade Chronicles 2 for anime fanservice only to later fall victim to Pyra's law

John Doe: I hope Xenoblade 3 isn't weeb coomerbait like Xenoblade 2
*1 year later John Doe is on the sex offender registry*
Knew it. Pyra's law. Happens every single time.

by Kemonomimi February 28, 2024

great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's husband.

My great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

sibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's sibling.
2. The sibling of one's spouse.

My sibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

grandpibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling.
2. The sibling of one's grandparent-in-law.

My grandpibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019