Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

by Greatpickle December 4, 2014

Fat Top

A Person Having A Fat Stomach To The Point It Looks Like The Top Of A Mountain.

"Shut up bum you look like a Fat Top"

by Timmy McTimmson July 8, 2023

Flip Top Head

Someone who can eat large amounts of food at a rapid pace.

He must have a flip top head because he can shovel in that bowl of pasta.

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

Crop-top

To be circumcised.

Owen doesn't wear a turtle neck
He's rockin that crop-top

by jkatcorn April 1, 2021

Off the top

/awf/ /thuh/ /tɒp/

Adverb
Verb when pared with an object like this ; ‘ Off the top of my head’

1. to suddenly arrive at or commit oneself to an opinion about (something) without having sufficient evidence to support the opinion fully, but form an approximate judgment of it, such as the worth, amount, size, weight, value etc.,

2. To Guess; or suddenly conjecture about correctly.

3. to quickly think, believe, or suppose; Come up with

That song was a freestyle. It came straight ‘off the top’ of my head!

by William Danoven August 30, 2025

top pecker

Someone who does a lot of drugs

Peadair is top pecker

by I’m from Carrigaline guess who August 13, 2023

Tornado Top

A variant of the act of fellatio in which the person giving top creates such a strong suction that a tornado forms inside the mouth and gives the Gluck Gluck treatment.

Yo bro, last night gave me that tornado top so good that my pubes got pulled off.

by Popeyes47495736 January 30, 2021