shit clinker

Fecal matter that has hardened and stuck to hair on or around the anal or vaginal region.

If I don't shower for a couple of days; I get some champion shit clinkers happening.

by beltlessmagnum March 13, 2009

Lonely Shits

Generally happens in random nature settings when it gets really quiet, and that shit feeling hits you. Usually can't talk yourself out of it either.

Pete had just settled himself by the creek bank when the crickets stopped chirping and the lonely shits got to him. Situation was made worse when there were no leaves to cleanse his mangled ass hair of dingleberries.

by Jakeua06 October 20, 2009

pack shit

To be the active or inserting partner in anal intercourse.

I wanted him to fuck me, and he told me he just loved to pack shit.

by Mouther May 28, 2007

shit pumped

To get reamed in Call of Duty.

Oh man, we totally just got shit pumped!

by Monkey Sack September 9, 2009

Shit Whistle

A type of small, handheld flute made of dried and aged fecal matter.

"What do you mean he doesn't want to hang out with us?! Tell him he can go suck a Shit Whistle!"

by Wrex, from The Normandy Crew March 4, 2013

shit frosted

someone smothered in shit

OMG she's been shit frosted by that damn cow

by icenate February 3, 2004

shit lips

1) Affectionate term for a fuck buddy who gives good rimjobs

2) 24 hour dial up service provider for poor college girls to earn money by licking ass.

1) "do we get to meet your new girlfriend tonight"
"yeah she'll be here in a minute, I can't wait, she gives good rimjobs. There she is... HEY SHIT LIPS, OVER HERE!!"

2) Courtney: so I got this new job, licking ass, I work from home and I love it! Am I bad coz I like the taste of guys ass sweat?
Mike, Andreas, Tommy and Drew (in unison): YOU FUCKING SLUT! SUCK US ALL OFF, SHIT LIPS!!!

by skumliterati March 11, 2015