panic poop

A panic poop is when you are going about your daily life when all of a sudden you are like, " I have to poop right now!".

Also used to describe a product or item that was produced quickly to satisfy customers but ended up having lower value due to the speed in which it was produced.

I need to take a panic poop.
Uh oh, panic poop!
The Phantom Menace was a panic poop of a movie.
The last three seasons of Lost were kind of a panic poop.

by Joshywa David December 11, 2017

poop shnozzle

cocaine in poop form

I rolled up a fatty of poop shnozzle.

by Derek Byrne March 15, 2009

poop vapor

The shit that comes out of your ass when you take a shit or have a wet fart

Damn dude did you blow up the bathroom with you poop vapor ass?

by Minecraft miner April 18, 2019

hotel poop

The moment of bliss after you release the poop you have been storing the whole car trip.

Man 1-Dude my hotel poop was great last night.

Man 2- How long was your car ride?

Man 1- 6 hours.

Man 2-Dude, nice.

by comethruclutch December 12, 2013

poop-tread

Aggressive shoe tread that offers no more traction than slick-bottomed soles but easily catches and carries poop until the tread comes in contact with any carpeted surface.

These are poop-tread boots!

by Michael Kelsey January 27, 2004

Unicorn poop

Unicorn poop
When you're stabbed in the head and your brain starts spewing blood💀‼

Alex was stabbed so bad, on the head last night!!! You should've seen the large amount of unicorn poop that spewed out of his head.

by Jestar July 12, 2019

Sangi-Poop

1. Someone self centered and feels that it is rude on other's part to insult her/him or ignore her/him.

2. Someone who calls everyone around him/her a coward yet is one himself/herself.

1. She was so pissed that we'd forgotten to name her. She reminds me of a Sangi-Poop.

2. She called us cowards, yet she didn't have the guts to do it herself. What a Sangi-Poop!

by Revenge is the sweetest of all July 4, 2011