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law of surtr

The law of surtr states that if the first or second reply to ragebait is longer than 1 sentence, the ragebaiter will be declared victorious, comes from the giant surtr for his giant size and mass destruction, if the replier replies thrice see law of ares
not cool dued!!
nope u
WHAT THE HECKING HECK!! mods ban him he just called my mom fat no BAN HIM NOW I WANT HIM GONE
no u
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????????? YOU THINK I SHOULD BE BANISHED TO THE FORGOTTEN REALM?!!!!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU YOU SICK WEIRDO YOURE SICK YOU WEIRDO IM NOT ANDREW LAEDDIS WHAT THE FLIP!!!
I invoke the law of surtr for he declares this battle won in my name
by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025
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Karamazov's Law

The idea that the actual state of a relationship is inversely related to how it is portrayed on social media
A: Karen and Mark seem happy, they're always talking about it on Instagram
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!
by Dr.Crow January 7, 2021
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Remi's Law

As an online discussion grows with a left-leaning or "liberal" individual, especially a political argument, the probability of a reference to, or insult from that individual of a sexual nature approaches one.
It only took two replies before Remi's Law. Why are you talking about my butt?
by DanDox July 8, 2025
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Best friend-in-law

When your best friend gets married to the person of their dreams and you’re also friends with that person. Kinda like usual in-laws but likable.
At the wedding Lewton stood up to give his best friend Fischer and his new best friend-in-law Kyla a congratulatory toast.
by KingLouie Daturd August 27, 2018
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newton's 4th law

this is not talked about too much. newton states that anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
i follow newton's 4th law
by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023
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Yuri's Law

Any thread containing Yuri or being its main focus, will eventually fall into NTR and cuckoldry territory as it is a representation of their fandom's inner desires.
Chad: I think Yuri is pretty cool. cute girls are meant to be with each other.

Mike: Actually, NTR'ing a girl from a guy is the purest thing ever though, because then the "stolen" girl would be purified from filthy male hands.

Chad: there it is, Yuri's Law in action.
by Cerrien December 9, 2022
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Soneby's Law

Rule 34's sinister cousin.
If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.
-Dude wtf, that's my sisters instagram?

-Soneby's law bruh
by Smashedmouth December 16, 2020
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