Donut Ass

When a ass is so tight it feels like sticking your dick in a donut

Amy has a Donut Ass hers felt like the Powdered Donut i used yesterday

by Tim The Wise June 10, 2021

ass caviar

the penultimate descriptive slang for dingleberries and butt lint.

The humidex today turned all the lint in my crack into ass caviar, never want to sweat this much again.

by androkyne June 29, 2021

Stink Ass

Someone who farts while they take steps

look at that Stink Ass

by Nadyln October 27, 2022

Ass Rows

It's like corn rows, but with ass hair

Garret: "Do you wanna fuck tonight?"
Ross: "Nah I just got my ass hair put into ass rows."

by myurbandicktionary October 12, 2022

Ass shorts

These are shorts that show everything. There’s basically no need to even where pants with these on because your whole ass is showing.

The guys loved when the model wore ass shorts.

by BoobyWooby69420 December 30, 2021

Ass slammed

1. A thing you say to someone when they lose an argument
2. Getting ass slammed in the literal sense

"get ass slammed dickhead"

by Brendanwa January 11, 2022

Ass Almonds

Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.

Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.

I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021