carnival ass

Carnival ass is a condition in which a mid western woman or maybe as far North as montana, is wearing white pants or shorts that develop stains from sitting on dirty carnival rides all day. Other antagonists may include dirty fingers, a rare case of mud butt, and in some cases spilled boxed wine that mite have been sat on. On rare occasions someone will go pantyless and you can catch some rough and curlies poking out the front.

Man, did you see that moms dirty ass getting of that coaster? Yeah. Looks like she shitter self. White pants sure are sexy tho. Good ol' Carnival ass

by Ivan barrister August 22, 2021

Donut Ass

When a ass is so tight it feels like sticking your dick in a donut

Amy has a Donut Ass hers felt like the Powdered Donut i used yesterday

by Tim The Wise June 10, 2021

ass caviar

the penultimate descriptive slang for dingleberries and butt lint.

The humidex today turned all the lint in my crack into ass caviar, never want to sweat this much again.

by androkyne June 29, 2021

Stink Ass

Someone who farts while they take steps

look at that Stink Ass

by Nadyln October 27, 2022

Ass Rows

It's like corn rows, but with ass hair

Garret: "Do you wanna fuck tonight?"
Ross: "Nah I just got my ass hair put into ass rows."

by myurbandicktionary October 12, 2022

Ass shorts

These are shorts that show everything. There’s basically no need to even where pants with these on because your whole ass is showing.

The guys loved when the model wore ass shorts.

by BoobyWooby69420 December 30, 2021

Ass slammed

1. A thing you say to someone when they lose an argument
2. Getting ass slammed in the literal sense

"get ass slammed dickhead"

by Brendanwa January 11, 2022