boston cream pie

a three way homosexual act involving at least one filthy irish guy who takes the cum of the first gentleman(often black) up his ass to have the 2nd one(often italian) eat it out of the irish guy's asshole

a black guy, and a filthy Irishman walk into an Italian restaurant and yelled "which one of you guinea bastards wants a boston cream pie for desert?", as he bent the irish guy over the bar and fucked him in the ass.

by BrafZachland May 13, 2016

muffin tissue pie

When your female partner collect your sperm with her mouth spitting it into muffin batter and bakes for a delicious snack.

After you cum in my mouth I am going to make a muffin tissue pie.

by Wiseguy25 February 28, 2016

Holy Hair Pie

When a powdered donut hole has a shaved belly button that you don’t want to fuck but it’s still hairy even after shaving it. Also a version of desserts. Not a good dessert. Only the DeSquirts.

Holy Hair Pie Guy!

No Pain, No strain, Holy Hair Pie. Must have DeSquirts!

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

Pie Eater

The most vicious, savage human being on earth. Being a Pie Eater is a sin, it is recommended that one does not become a pie eater in this day and age

Oh! Toby from Edinburgh? Yeah hes definitely a Pie Eater, I wouldn't go near him

by Macgyver January 19, 2019

couch pie

a separate piece of pie that was cut for nobody while serving

P1: “Where’s my pie?”

P2: “I don’t know, is this your pie?”

P1: “I don’t want couch pie!”

by MrCookieCrisps May 4, 2021

Frito pie

When you creampie a chick and scoop and eat the cum out of them with a Frito

"Yeah I Frito pied her last night"

by JoJodickwasser November 9, 2023

dog pie

Dog pie is an American dish used around the holidays. It involves baking a dog and putting it into a baked good, aka, pies.

last thanksgiving was so boring bro

ikr we didn't even get dog pie

by FeetDestroyer March 8, 2022