National Beat Up Your Mexican Friend Day.

October 10th is the national day where you can beat up your Mexican friends.

For October 10th, I beat up my Mexican friend because it was National Beat Up Your Mexican Friend Day.

by joseph stalin 00 October 10, 2023

Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021

Mexican Breakfast

Trying to fart for a joke but accidentally shitting your pants.

Tj tried to fart into the mic but instead he made a hot Mexican breakfast.

by Dabbler_Smurf July 7, 2018

Mexican Boat Launch

When a nasty bastard takes a dump in the pool.

Hey man, did you hear about Steve? He did a Mexican Boat Launch at the community centre last night!

by RichterScl July 2, 2016

Mexican Jerkoff

A bonding ritual performed by three males standing in a triangle and jerking each other off; left hand on the cock to one's left and right hand on the cock to one's right respectively, resulting in two hands stroking each penis.

Ideally, all three men nut at the exact same time in order for their jizz to fuse together, thus creating a semen bond.

The boys got in a steamy shower and strengthened their friendship over a Mexican jerkoff.

by Swog89 January 3, 2021

Mexican Mud

A mixture of truffle butter ( cum and shit) and Taco Bell Verde sauce. Happens when two people are doing the Mexican flying saucer

What the fuck, you got mexican mud all over me

by Phoine23 February 5, 2017

mexican cat walk

when you go to taco bell at 3 am and slowly walk in and steal all the tacos and then voilantly shit in there toilet with out flushing and leaving it for the employesin the morning

yeah i gave that taco bell down the street the mexican cat walk

by mr georgy the handgun October 10, 2023