Arkansas Chili Pie

The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.

Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.

Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.

by theyeetman February 15, 2019

mexican cream pie

When you get two, presumably Mexican woman, and share the semen ejaculated by the male (you) between the two. Resulting in a sort of, taco effect.

I had a fun time last night. Me, your GF, and my GF performed a mexican cream pie.

by Mr Catacorn April 8, 2015

Shepherd's Pie

When a savvy Irishman aka "Young Shamrock" checks to see if a woman has on a thong by having her sit on his forearm consensually of course.

"Yo, Miguel gave that young lass a Shepherd's Pie at the bar last night!"

by Bose21 March 19, 2021

Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.

"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"

by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023

Cutie pie

You! You are a cutie pie!!

Some jealous rat: EW! (Your name here) is ugly.
Your crush: They're a cutie pie!

by Human_person123 December 15, 2021

SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE

it is a pie made of suga the one ya mama gave ya honey and orange peach throw up corndog

this is a disgusting SUGA HONEY orange peach throw with a side of corndog that was thrown up PIE

by pizza is gooder December 10, 2018

zitty pie

A zitty pie is a pie that is made of zit-mayonaise. It's really great, really.

Yesterday my mom made a zitty pie out of my zits.

by DonutCallMe May 15, 2018