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tool bag

A male between the ages of 18-24 who wears clothing that is way too baggy. You can find him walking next to a girl who should obviously be with you instead. He can often be spotted wearing a flat-rimmed baseball hat that represents a team in the NL East. When approached and intimidated, he will constantly wipe his mouth with both hands before he is about to fight. On the road, he can be found in his mother's car. Examples: Audi, BMW (beamer).
He will be gripping the wheel at 12 o' clock and will be bouncing his head to rap artists who nobody has ever heard of.
"Look at that tool bag over there. How on Earth did THAT guy get THAT girl!?"
by BFass December 18, 2012
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bag monkey

a person that goes bananas for a mans bag, or the person peels the old bag skin off a guys sack and sucks on it like a banana
domenic is a bag monkey he likes to peel the old bag off sabrina to reveal the new bag
by DickPuncher69 December 28, 2005
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Button Bag

Yo can I cop a button bag? You know that 3.5 grams of dope dog?
by Op3r4tionCw4l March 30, 2010
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douche bag

Complete loser, talks a lot of crap, thinks he knows it all but in fact knows nothing, an inept intefering nuisance
Schooners over there pretends to be an experienced surfer, when, in reality he doesn't surf, what a douche bag
by surfchick69 November 23, 2010
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Bag Wandering

Verb- The time while eating out of a bag (chips,pretzels,etc) when one wanders aimlessly around the bag with their hands to find the biggest/best item.
E-man - Dude, u better not be bag wandering with that hand u just scratched ur nuts with.
Dee - aight my bad
by I Just itched my nuts May 31, 2007
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bag pipe

Mike claims that he bag piped Sharon and the fart escaped her mouth and made a high piched squeal.
by Mr.Pubu October 10, 2007
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douche bag

A squeezable bag at the base of a short tube. Used to clean the vaginal cavity.
After sex she cleaned herself with her Douche.
by Dark Maverik October 4, 2004
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