May 14

May 14 is stay home with your gf/bf day!

May 14 is the best days to stay home and do nothing with the one you love.

No plans, no stress, only love and affection

by Laugh out loud 09 May 8, 2022

may 2

the rock's birthday

it's may 2
I love the rock!!

by ilovetherockxxx December 13, 2022

may 10th

national give the birthday babe head day

omg its may 10th!! dom its your birthday unzip your pants if youd like your present!

by fa1ry May 10, 2022

May 4th

May 4th Is Omni-Man appreciation Day,

"Oh hey did you hear its may 4th today?"

"Yeah its Omni-Man Appreciation Day"

by FuckieDuckieWucky May 4, 2021

May 22

Happy national orgasm day. On this day you are gonna get an orgasm!

Girl- Hey, happy may 22.
Boy- why?
Girl- orgasm day. Gonna go get one right now.
Boy- oh. Then i do the same. Meet here in 5 minutes?
Girl- 10 minutes.

by youngstopper May 21, 2022

May

The whole month of may is National give head month.

Girl:Hey what month is it?
Guy:May, you know what that means?
Girl:No?
Guy:It’s National give head month, so you have to give me head.

by Weiner17 April 15, 2020

May 7th

May 7th is National "Fuck a Number" day, on this day you have to fuck a number

3: "Hey *Insert person here*, today is May 7th"
Person: "bend over"

by Three333 The Number May 6, 2020