I had a definition of "Pokimane" that had like 44 up votes and 8 down votes or something like that that got taken down by urban dictionary mods. Probably I was mass reported by a bunch of fucking retarded simps, fuck all of you! #freemypokimanedefinition
by I eat poop 69 February 24, 2022

The part of the popular urban dictionary website in which people add definitions of names. These people are usually too far up there own arse to write about any other names apart from their own resulting in every name posted having the same generic definition along the lines of "Coolest person in the world" rendering the whole idea of that section of the website useless.
Urban dictionary names possible definitions:
Bob - "Coolest guy everrrrrrrrrrrr! ooo I love my name"
Becky - "Hottest chick everrrrrr! ooooo im currently fingering myself infront of a mirror"
Daniel - "That guy everyone loves at a party.... everrrrrr! I eat my own shit"
Bob - "Coolest guy everrrrrrrrrrrr! ooo I love my name"
Becky - "Hottest chick everrrrrr! ooooo im currently fingering myself infront of a mirror"
Daniel - "That guy everyone loves at a party.... everrrrrr! I eat my own shit"
by ihatepeople23214 April 5, 2013

A phrase popularly said when submitting words/phrases to the Urban Dictionary and the asshole cuntfucks of editors don't accept it because they're asshole cuntfucks. This definition probably won't even be accepted by the asshole cuntfucks.
Oh, and fuck you asshole cuntfuck editors.
Oh, and fuck you asshole cuntfuck editors.
Jennifer: "Did your word get accepted by the Urban Dictionary asshole cuntfucks?"
Obama: "No. Fuck Urban Dictionary"
Jennifer: "Why?"
Obama: "Because they're asshole cuntfucks."
Jennifer: "Oh, right"
Obama: "No. Fuck Urban Dictionary"
Jennifer: "Why?"
Obama: "Because they're asshole cuntfucks."
Jennifer: "Oh, right"
by AfterForever May 5, 2015

The urban dictionary definitions that should be abolished from this website.
It doesnt matter what name you type in it will always be positive descriptions.
Terry, a fun loving cute guy, tall and always knows how to make you smile.
When actually terry is a serial killer that likes to suck his own dick and hates animals.
It doesnt matter what name you type in it will always be positive descriptions.
Terry, a fun loving cute guy, tall and always knows how to make you smile.
When actually terry is a serial killer that likes to suck his own dick and hates animals.
"What a load of shit! I looked up that asshole cody in urban dictionary and that dumbass website says he is a kind and caring guy that always looks out for his friends, thanks urban dictionary name"
by Cletimus January 28, 2017

The immediate pressure a millennial feels when attempting to create a definition worthy of submitting to Urban Dictionary, before realizing how easy it is to have a ridiculous or substandard urban dictionary definition approved.
*drinking an excessive amount of booze*
Daniel: OMG PREAL ... Pretty Real? I'm sure that’s an urban dictionary definition?
*drunkenly looks up definition*
Ethan: imma look it up.
*drunkenly looks up definition*
Ethan: What? It’s not a definition. Let’s submit.
Daniel: But is it even urban dic-worthy? it’s stupid. Doubt it’ll get approved *sobs*
Ethan: Ninety-Five percent of the definitions on urban dictionary are shit anyways man. Those moderators will approve just about anything. Its tragic!
Daniel: LOL you’re so right, imma submit!
Daniel: OMG PREAL ... Pretty Real? I'm sure that’s an urban dictionary definition?
*drunkenly looks up definition*
Ethan: imma look it up.
*drunkenly looks up definition*
Ethan: What? It’s not a definition. Let’s submit.
Daniel: But is it even urban dic-worthy? it’s stupid. Doubt it’ll get approved *sobs*
Ethan: Ninety-Five percent of the definitions on urban dictionary are shit anyways man. Those moderators will approve just about anything. Its tragic!
Daniel: LOL you’re so right, imma submit!
by ConfuciusSays69 July 29, 2021

by Docmbc448 November 8, 2013

A person who adds a really fucking pointless definition about their boyfriend/girlfriend. It really pisses off the editors and we're starting to get really fucked off with it, you cunts. Typically a girl between the ages of 12 and 18 or so, sitting their lonely ass on the computer just praying to god that their friend will see the definition and call them in tears screaming about how sweet she is.
ed. chatroom:
Guy 1: Fucking a, that's 6 bf/gf defs in a row.
Guy 2: You get the one about emily? Urban Dictionary whore, right there.
Guy 1: Fucking a, that's 6 bf/gf defs in a row.
Guy 2: You get the one about emily? Urban Dictionary whore, right there.
by gfkljfjkg February 8, 2009
