Simp

A dude who spends his times with girls and girls only, hoping to please them or get something out of them. (Such as a relationship with them)

Guy 1: Dude that Josh Elzinga guy is super weird.
Guy 2: Yeah he’s a simp. What did you expect?

by Cheduhch33z March 5, 2020

Simp surgery

This is for kreekcraft Isn't it

Kreek you need simp surgery.

by anonymous July 11, 2021

SIMP

When you act like ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo and you idolize whales especially ones with boyfriends who shit themselves and call you for money often.

Oh look Blades SIMPin again

by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020

Simp revenge

A Simp that will do anything for a woman(hoe) that doesn’t care about them, basically she is playing mind games

Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes

Simp revenge is a man who has seek revenge *Emotionally not physically* missed opportunities for a female he had once cared about. Basically what I’m saying here is that bitch missed out, that simp had great thoughts in his mind that could have made him very successful with this hoe. But you guys know hoes will be hoes. We can’t find Captain save a hoe😂

by Instagram @antiodyssey March 13, 2020

Simp

Simp- Refers to a person(s) who will do anything in him/hers power to get the upmost attention from a male/female. This mostly affects men. Some side affects are hanging out with men/women a lot, rejecting your friends to go hang out with men/women, only wanting men’s/women's attention.

Man-*hangs out with a women instead of his friend all the time*

Mans Friend- your a simp

Man-sorry man I’m a simp now

by IIHoudiniII March 31, 2020

Primed Simp

A simp who would donate his literal balls and fingers for an e-girl

I heard Jake turned into a Primed simp.

by TeaSimp May 18, 2020

Simp

A kid who goes all out for pussy but never gets it. He skips hanging out with the boys to be with the girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly know with the name Stefán

Frend: Hey Stefán what are you doing

Stefán: im simping

Frend: omg you son of a simp

by Stefán Breki July 15, 2020