8 9 10 Rule

Standard calling etiquette needed for morons who would otherwise call people at any hour of the day. Monday - Friday you don’t call someone before 8am, Saturday before 9am, or Sunday before 10am.

Bob was awakened by his cell phone ringing at 6:43am. It was his drunk buddy Dale returning Bob’s call from yesterday. Clearly Dale needed to enroll at phone etiquette school to understand the 8 9 10 rule.

by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023

Admiral Rule

A principle describing the act of deliberately breaking or disregarding the rules, norms, or expectations of a culture in order to satisfy one’s ego, assert dominance, or elevate personal pride above collective standards.

After getting a hole-in-one, Mark refused to buy the bar a round of drinks due to him invoking the Admiral Rule. Mark stated the members at the bar were irrelevant.

by CommitteeMember6969 September 29, 2025

Exception to rule 34

The only exception to rule 34 is rule 34 itself

What is the exception to rule 34?
Rule 34

by atavoid November 27, 2020

Rule 34P

If a dog exists you can find him on the internet and pet him if you look long enough

Alice: Aaawww all these dogs are so cute! I wish i could pet them all!
Bob: Rule 34P, you definitely can, but you have to be prepared and at full petting capacity, otherwise you'll overdose on cuteness!
Alice: Totally worth it! I would rather die from too much petting than without it!

by Artiquno June 10, 2018

Rule 1616

the girl you like always has a boyfriend

you liked the girl, but she walks with the guy - this is rule 1616

by Reevse.inc April 11, 2020

Lee-Patrick Rule

n. A local ordinance that provides for the allowance, and celebration of gay marriage, and set a precedent in Fantasy Football procedures as it relates to the transference of ones franchise.

The Lee-Patrick Rule set a clear precedent which has been followed by generations before us, as it pertains to the name and content of a team in the event of a separation of an owner from the league

by MUglialoro July 27, 2021

Hoodie Rule

You get one letter spelling difference when you weren’t circumcised. It’s called the hoodie rule.

"You misspelled Gees!"
"It's OK. I am not circumcised, I get the hoodie rule!"

by LiveTwizzle July 20, 2022