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Michael

Attractive and young, these species keep to themselves when they can. Make sure not to get into an argument with one of these, they are VERY good with their words.
It's a Michael!
by TheSuperManuwof May 10, 2023
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Michael Ferrer

Grant: I wish i was Michael Ferrer, he's so cool!
Connor: Too bad he's not a model, or i'd have him all over my room.
by redissexy0602 October 14, 2011
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Michael

Michael is extremely funny person the next horribly offensive jokes his parents are divorced goes with his dads on the weekends The house is very dirty but you don’t want to tell anyone because you’re scared he would hate you. If you made lose custody. When I was in the same grade every day at morning recess I will try to make friends with these kids playing tag every time they would say yes so count your 30 and start then they would run away to the other end of the playground and hide from me. They would do this because I thought I was a loser I never said anything because I was afraid to eventually I did and they made fun of me. Doesn’t have very many friends and even ask some of them if they are his friend And they say kind of. He lies about his parents being divorced and says his dad permanently left yes he doesn’t want to lie to them about his father. He also has autism. Which he was made fun of by his dad calling him a retard. And saying what are you special-needs whenever I messed up. He is 14
His Dad: Michael you are such a f***ing idiot what are you retarded?

Michael: doesn’t say anything
by My name is Michael March 6, 2022
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michael mcclean

the definition of michael mcclean is the same as if your anal warts started popping blood
my michael mcclean just started happening to my assholes asshole
by Doggy_styledCoWBoY September 12, 2020
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Michael Jordan

President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger
by NIGGERSareSoGAYYY February 3, 2022
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Michael and Naomi

Michael and Naomi are two people that have been friends ever since they were kids. They love each other and are good friends. Michael and Naomi are always there for each other.

Michael and Naomi are now married and have 555 kids. They created an orphanage together and love each of their 555 kids dearly. But nothing beats their love for each other.
"Michael and Naomi love each other very much."
"Look! Its Michael and Naomi, the two owners of the Monkey Orphanage"
by michaelzhaq March 24, 2024
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michael polansky

Michael polansky is a lucky man.
by MySillyBillyDefinitions January 24, 2023
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