FORTNITE

A painful slow death that all your friends are wasting money on it.

Timmy: I just got the new skin in fortnite!

Joe: my mommy just bought me 6,000 vbucks!

by Just a virgin. October 25, 2018

fortnite kids

fucking retarded kids who snort gfuel

we hate fortnite kids

by toxicturts December 18, 2020

fortnite

A stupid game that kids will do anything to play or keep playing.

mom:"Time to go to school". kid "fuck off im playing fortnite"

by fortnite is stupid July 11, 2019

Fortnite

A trash game made by epic games

Person 1 - hey you want to play fortnite? Person 2 - no it is a trash game made by epic games

by Hello dude I like cheese wow November 2, 2019

Fortnite

The game only 5 year olds play and smash their controller when they lose a match and scream like a kid who just got his candy taken away.

I’m a 5 year old who lost a match at Fornite and smacked my mom for buying me a bad control that made me lose

Doctor: thus the reason only 5 year olds play the game called fortnite

by I_still_watch_el_patito_juan October 25, 2019

Fortnite cortinas

When you eat the fungus off a girls foot and drink milk with it

Shut up and have a fortnite cortinas breakfast

by Deo demon February 3, 2022

Eamon is the guy from fortnite

he is person idk what else to say lol

eamon is the guy from fortnite my guy fjkhbysfgn8sis8vhyurihgyuiagyvnaugvav

by my ass itches very much September 21, 2023