When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.
by Douwntanal October 14, 2019
Get the chocolate pluto pup mug.Friend 1: Hey did you go to Sarah's last night?
Friend 2: Yeah man, she gave me a chocolate popsicle while I was over there.
Friend 2: Yeah man, she gave me a chocolate popsicle while I was over there.
by K_MoonMan_K August 9, 2019
Get the Chocolate Popsicle mug.When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019
Get the Chocolate skid mark mug.The act of getting gangbanged by 3 or more black homeless men against your will in the back ally of 7/11
by VaginaTEEHEE September 6, 2019
Get the Chocolate cake mug.by Wet4Jesus April 5, 2018
Get the Chocolate Nip Cookies mug.by slimboyfat82 March 24, 2018
Get the chocolate spunkbubble mug.by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018
Get the Chocolate Surprise mug.