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mare banana

Mare Banana is the equivalent of a Đole. Mare Banana is a Sahara dessert king with Somersby and Panthers. Mare Banana is known to impregnate a lot of women, and if he does not get pleased, he can very easily 808 (crashout). Mare Bananas crashouts can be very bad so it is advised to beware from his 808s.

Mare is also a word used for someone who mews while munting
Person 1: Wow, this guy is on an insane 808 munting crashout dude!

Person 2: Yeah bro, he is mare banana.

Person 1: Oh dang dude, he fucked my girlfriend if I am not mistaken!

Person 2: Not impossible. He is known for breeding too!

Person 1: What a mare banana!
by orangapomoretnapizamila January 8, 2025
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Banana Cookie

An asian fortune cookie with a fortune inside that was clearly written by a white person.
Fortune we got in our banana cookie after dim sum:

"You will be hungry again in one hour."
by MrCarnation November 11, 2013
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Banana

Guy 1: Damn I'm broke, could a ninja borrow fifty bananas until next Thursday?
Guy 2: I got you G.
Guy 1: Chuch fam
by Arealg9000 September 7, 2022
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Banana Man

A guy who eats bananas on a daily basis and turns into one. He then gets licked by a human mouth and eaten.
A banana man is a man who turns into a banana
by NICKER U NICKERS November 11, 2020
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Banana Bag

Another term for the female genitalia; the vagine
by James turrel May 18, 2019
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Bald Banana

YO José has a Bald Banana
by Captain Peach August 17, 2018
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Banana Time

The time accumulated in your brief time on earth selecting the most appealing bananas at the grocery store. Wasting time frivolously.
I dated her for 2 years but it was all banana time. The hours I spent on social media was all banana time.
by steevil November 19, 2020
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