J-5

A dude who’s probably the 5th in line in the Jojo series and the name got so whack that they just shortened it to a letter and numeral

Person1: Yo thats jojoliciously jotaro jojo the 5th!
Person2:That’s way too long just call him J-5

by NotoriousTable April 12, 2020

J's

abbreviation for joints.

Did anybody bring any J's to the function?

by Wingwangwow28 July 23, 2019

J bean

J bean is a kind boy with a big heart also he smokes cocaine daily.

J bean is a good boy

by heaviest kid goin🤘🏾 November 12, 2022

Samrakshita J

A Samrakshita is always a tall, warm soul, with a heart of gold shared with a Suzy. SAM is not a MAN (definitely a lass). The name could be traced back to the ancient epic Samrayana, where it is believed that Goddess Samra, the god of knowledge, wisdom and sarakku, blessed an Indian landmass (present day Bengaluru) with affordable liquor. It is also believed that 21st Century might see the incarnation of her modern day Madras. If someone comes across a Samrakshita, worship her! A Samrakshita only knows to love. The J in the end denotes the yogic symbol of a lifted sirasasana. ( The goddess is a yogini).

You don't use Samrakshita J. Not even in a sentence.

by Lazy Suzy November 23, 2021

J Storm

An extremely bad blackout that bites people and eats raw hot dogs. Someone you should be scared of

Did you guys see the j storm tonight? Looked like a hurricane

by Betty Crockkker March 15, 2021

J-Panda

Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.

I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

O. J. Simpson

See “guilty.”

O. J. Simpson is the textbook example of being guilty.

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 9, 2022