pointy poos

When your poo is pointy

Oh shit dude I had the pointy poos last night.

by How gay art thow November 26, 2021

Poo Props

Giving acknowledgement or congratulations to a person who generated a large-sized or stinky poop. Usually given to someone who experiences poo pride.

Wow, Ted, my eyes watered when I walked into the bathroom after you. Well done. Poo Props to you.

by jigglebelly1 August 31, 2011

pooing the win

When you're about to drop the worlds biggest crap

'Dude, get Guinness Book of Records on the phone! (nnnggh) this ones going to be huge (nnnggh)'
'Man, you're really pooing the win here'

by paggywaggygumdrops January 20, 2020

poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023

4hg poo

You like black guys ramming your asshole and filling you with cum while driving a 6.0 powerstroke

My friend like to 4hg poo while driving his new 6.0 ford. It makes him feel strong and submissive to 4hg poo

by Ohyuhlol July 03, 2023

Poo-puff

When you need to take a shit and fart. The fart then smells really bad because you're holding that shit in.

Jess: Oh god what's that horrid smell?

Jacob: Sorry I just poo-puffed!

by Westoak May 06, 2019

bing bong poo

When you shit so hard the whole toilet bowl fills up.

"Bro i just layed a Bing bong poo in there!"

by benas12345678910 January 09, 2021