Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024

Poo Poo Kachoo

Similar to Oh man. The term Poo poo kachoo is used to express frustration about something. I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house, Poo poo kachoo.

Oh man -interjection. Used to express anger or displeasure about something that happened. Oh man, I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house. Wiktionary. Used to express excitement or enthusiasm.

I wish we didn't have to clean up the whole house, Poo poo kachoo.

by ZertaT November 30, 2024

Ralphie poo

Ralph is quite a silly billy. His best friend is Dickon (Dickin). He lives most of his life on the floor of tp. Ralph thinks he is smart, but he is quite silly sometimes. He has a lot of embarrassing photos. and snores the walls of our house down. He likes meat pies too much. and wants to bring back g-strings. Ralph is a gay cunt.

Joe: is that Ralph wearing a g-string
Toby: I know he said he's trying a new look
Dale: Hes so gay
Freya: I love it, so iconic
Lilah: I don't like it, Ralphie Poo needs mental help
House: he eats too many meat pies

by Ralph's Don Don Jonnie December 8, 2024

Poo doo

The act of pinning the weakest friend to the ground and holding his face and picking who’s ass is the hairiest and sitting, bare ass, on the friends face.

Eli gave me a nasty poo doo. I could taste his butthole.

by Buttholebeaver12 December 20, 2024

Poo dandruff

When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.

I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.

by Huge hammer69 June 13, 2025

Poo

1. Exclamation to describe an unpleasant smell
2. Another term for fecal matter

Eww, that's poo!

by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025

poo-hickey

food that is disgusting to a two year old child

'green beans and broccoli are poo-hickey'

also used ironically, 'ice cream is poo-hickey'

by chazvestite June 24, 2025