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Michael Jackson

“SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEEhehe
;)
A way to use the word Michael Jackson 1.Walk up to a random person and whisper hehe
2.Scream in public SOMEBODYS TOUCHING MEEEEE hehe ;)
3.Michael Jackson’s in my refrigerator
by The K PoP Stan bro is coolio November 11, 2021
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Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.
Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"
by Professor Next April 25, 2019
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Michael Tucker

A former Navy Veteran and Detective who cant handle being wrong. Especially hates it when a female proves him wrong. Will use condescending names in an effort to try and prove himself right otherwise. Likes to use his veteran and former police jobs to cover his rudeness.
Oh man. She proved him wrong. Wonder if he will Michael Tucker it and just call her "baby girl" and keep pretending he isnt wrong.
by DrtyMan July 12, 2019
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Michael

A god with a massive penis and being completely ripped, especially his legs. No other one dares no challenge him. All girls want to marry him and stay with him.
Girl: let me pray so one day I can fuck the god Michael

Other girl: same here let me get my bible ready.
by All the women in the world November 23, 2021
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michael jackson

he was messed up and died from drugs but hey he could sing
mom: son what should we listen to?
me: ooh michael jackson please
the cat: mrow :>
by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 30, 2021
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Michael mulebach

I very LARGE person
“Ew that girl is hideous she look like Michael mulebach!”
by Chosoisthagoat!! July 4, 2024
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Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.
Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.
by Why$$ September 12, 2020
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