bird

Do you not know what a bird is?

You stupid idiot that’s a bird.

by bequiet May 4, 2018

gouch bird

Bird or man with a large gouch but he is also really skinny and may also have a bird chest

Boney area on either the chest or large gap

Gouch bird

by NeecyMae August 22, 2020

bower-bird bed-buddy

A considerate dude who frequently/diligently tidies/smoothes/re-adjusts the blankets/pillows while canoodling in bed with you, just as the well-known feathered grass-walled-nest dweller does to please a female who drops in to visit.

Tiffany always appreciates my being a bower-bird bed-buddy, since it feels so much more pleasant to sleep with me if the blankets are always neat and uniformly covering us, especially during the cooler seasons.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Dirty Bird Stache

When you stick your middle finger up your poopy butt and proceed to wipe it on your upper lip.

I gave myself a dirty bird stache yesterday and I loved it!

by Sauce!! May 12, 2025

Bird-Jew

A Bird-Jew is a Jew that flies high above the clouds and hides his sheckles in the crevices between mountain peeks. Bird-Jew’s are very rare and are said to swoop down upon unsuspecting travelers and steal their money.

I didn’t even see that damn Bird-Jew coming!

by Source4Laughs September 9, 2019

Bird

Hoes or side b*tches

Damn bro I got a new girl.
Ew no nigga she a bird.

by Fvckyamean May 30, 2015

Georgia Bird Bath

Georgia Bird Bath is when you pee into another persons mouth while they gargle. Then you dunk your balls into the bubbles.

Girls below that wear print t-shirts love a Georgia Bird Bath before breakfast.

by IloveJon’smom May 24, 2023