Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

Red Ass

A derogatory term used to describe any person who has dark skin. Referring to an individual who looks like a baboon.

That red ass just stole my television.

by Red Arses October 15, 2023

Eighth-assing it

It’s when you don’t want to half ass it because it’s too much effort. And a quarter of said effort is too much also. So eighth-assing it.

Dude I’m so tired we would be lifting weights eighth-assed. (Instead of half-assed)

Dude I’m so tired we’re eighth-assing it.

by Eighthass January 1, 2023

Itchy Ass

When you have an itchy ass you would probably go into the bathroom and grab some ass wipe and just wipe it until it becomes non itchy or, you could just take the grody way and itch it with your fish smelling fingers.

Tyler: I have such and itchy butthole dude!
Ria: Lmao you have a itchy ass
Tyler: Guess i'll go and itch it with my fingers bye!

by robloxmantheman October 25, 2019

Assed out

To be out of luck or screwed.

"Mom, can I go to the mall?
"You're assed out because I have no gas to take up"

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Ass Borrow

When someone asks you to have sex, but you do not want , so you borrow an ass from your fellas.

Person 1: Dude that guy wants to nail me! Can I Ass Borrow you?

Person 2: Sure!

by znicErPazzoSeTePijoTammazzo1 November 13, 2020

Ass in flowers

It's the saying to be used when somebody claims that solved some problem. You approach their solution and find a mistake or omission of taking into account a pivotal issue.

Ass in flowers! You've omitted a minus sign.

by wingedhippo December 28, 2020