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Taking a 90s Shit

Taking a 90s shit without your smartphone, all alone. No scrolling. Just you, yourself and the bowl. It takes you back to a simpler time.
Damn I was just “taking a 90s shit” when I heard my phone ringing in the other room. What a buzzkill
by azelyn cooter head April 11, 2023
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I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome

is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)
"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan
by Doctor very trustworthy January 13, 2025
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take the w

Minecraft nerds that has no life uses this
"HOLY SHIT I KILLED YOU"
His mate: "YEA TAKE THE W KID L"
by i.want.to.die. April 26, 2017
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Take-out Chug

When you order a drink to-go, but you realize that the store has free refills, so you drink as much as you can in one go and refill it to the very top before you leave. (Usually done by cheap or ghetto people to get their "full" money's worth)
Bill is so cheap, that whenever we go to McDonald's, he does a Take-out Chug.
by epoo5 May 11, 2015
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.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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Taking cues from animals

Hym "So you're taking cues from animals... Rather than eternal Jewish dictators... And that's better to you? That's why I think Atheists are stupid animals. Because they literally are. So when I say 'For me to not murder your kids you need to not do this chimpanzee barking shit and you need to both recognize and pay for my contributions to society online or off' and your response with 'WeLl fOr Me To NoT mUrDeR kIdS i NeEd tHe OpPoSiTe!' One of us is being a retarded animal and the other is not. Are alligators psychopathic? No. It's dumb. Your morality is literally just 'Well, we're closely related to bonobos (or something) this is how bonobos behave so we're just gonna do that.' This is just how people work + determinism = 🤷 ♂️ thought terminating cliché (It is what it is. If you know you know. Bark bark bark oo oo ah ah tookie tookie)."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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