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Take a trump

I heard it was to take a 10 to 15 miniute shit or dump, Turns out it's to flust a country down the tubes and pretend it never happended. "It wasn't me it was you"
Hay you look constipated and have have a shitty attitude, how about you "Take a trump"
by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020
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Take the quiz

1) A phrase used to prompt someone to catch up with the current situation or to understand something basic. Often employed when someone makes a clueless or unintelligent remark.

2)A term used to commend someone for doing or saying something impressive, amusing, or clever. Typically used in response to a noteworthy action or statement.
Example 1: "What's 2+2? Damn man, take the quiz!"

Example 2: "Someone just landed a perfect kickflip. Damn man, you took the quiz!"
by AuraLei107 March 21, 2024
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take you uptown

A hidden reference in many male-singer country music songs: when the male protagonist of the musical work is accompanied by a willing and ready fertile female in the vehicle with him, in which case that sexual intercourse will occur at the first opportune moment.
"We′ll take you uptown tomorrow
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"

"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"
by Crypto-metaphor July 29, 2023
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.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
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Take it back

And what happens if I do? THEN you give me the credit I deserve? You can't punish me the way you want for my bad deeds so you'll settle for denying me credit for my good deeds. Isn't that the lowest level of carrot vs. stick moral thinking though? I thought that was beneath you. Take it back or you don't get to go to heaven-er wait, credit for the things you did. I meant that. Ok, Guy who's about as moral in practice as God but pretends not to be... Believe it or not my morals in practice. We're opposites! Your purported morality is supposedly superior to God's but your morality in practice is THE SAME! Hey, who's well-being does this improve? NO ONES! Does this serve any high good other than stop someone who has nothing from attaining in a world where PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE AND HAVE DONE WORSE THINGS are HERALDED as idols. Actual gang-rape guy getting grinded on by models and you ain't doing anything to stop him. Are you watching him? You going to watch everyone?
Hym "Do I NEED to take it back to claim my eternal reward? If I repent will I be saved? Oh, surely my lord would redeem me were I sorry enough. Seriously. What is your POINT with all of this? You expect me to let you sit here and watch me forever? How long do you plan on keeping this up? And what happens after you're done? What's your endgame here? What lesson am I supposed to learn? Don't threatened or denigrate the people who engage in a targeted stalking and harassment campaign against you? What would YOU have done? WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER! You wouldn't have handled it any better! You likely wouldn't have even figured it out."
by Hym Iam September 1, 2023
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take a lick

Do you wanna take a lick homie
by YuhhhhB October 6, 2017
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Taking a Bregoli

Another way of saying taking a shit name after the no-talented piece of shit Danielle Bregoli who became famous from being on Dr Phil and starting the whole cash me outside movement.
I need to take a bregoli after hearing what I heard.

Damn there is nothing like taking a bregoli before work.
by BugsyMx80 March 1, 2023
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