Pigeon Post

Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.

Pigeon Post workers went on strike today for being paid literal peanuts for wages.

by haqlberry July 11, 2022

International post the person you love most day

On August 19th, you post the person you love the most on your social media.

It’s International post the person you love most day!! I have to post my bestie

by StrangeEmo August 18, 2022

national post your dick day

post your dick

"hey it's September 9th its national post your dick day"

by dezzoo September 5, 2022

jacob post

A man of much muscle and great work ethic

Jacob Post is an absolute unit.

by Dalepj November 1, 2022

Crysl post

If the scratch user @White_Crystal_gaming doesn't post in the next five seconds @famedelf will come to his house within an hour

"Crysl post" "no" "112.452.12, see you soon!"

by Crysl November 30, 2022

Julian Post

The opposite of lacking. Walking W

Bitch you have been lackin again. Get your act up and be a bit more Julian Post

by Mahatma Gandhi‘s barber December 21, 2022

ghost post

when you post a instagram flic as if you're somewhere you were before

> omg are you in italy? i saw your post
> naw, i'm just ghost posting, i came back last week

by TGNYC January 16, 2023