National fake friend day

national fake friend day is where you post about a fake friend or just drop them😂

National fake friend day

*post a pick on snap

“This is kisha she is a real *****”

by June212768 November 2, 2019

National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”

by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019

National Pickle Time Day

December first is officially a day where you put a pickle in your mouth sideways to resemble a mouth guard and take a picture of yourself and/or friends.

“Tony did you hear it’s National Pickle Time Day?” “Yeah I can’t wait to get home and stuff my mouth with pickles!”

by Tyler Scheidler December 1, 2021

National Squash Beef Day

National squash beef day is when you squash beef with all your friends and this day occurs in May 3rd

Happy national squash beef day

by duhitz_sasha June 1, 2018

National Jerk Off Day

On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.

Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.

by AFrickenGenius November 16, 2019

anti-national rape day

A day that you CANNOT absolutley CANNOT r@pe.

Did you know its national rape day?
Me: Shut Up. Its anti-national rape day.

by lolYTMsClawzeHere June 11, 2021

national kaitlyn is gay day

This is a day that is every day of the year where Kaitlyn’s all around the wourld can make out with there non-existent girlfriends because they are lonely. Go have fun making out with no one you lonely person.

Definition of national Kaitlyn is gay day
Person 1:Hey it’s nation Kaitlyn is gay day bro
Person 2: why do you care Your lonely any way
Person 1:go suck a dick
Person 2:fuck you im gay

by Some gay bitch October 17, 2021